66 Merrimack St., Lowell, 8pm

$$$$ for donations to the gallery and support to the musicians

Non holiday madness! Unless you’re looking for a homemade CD as a last minute gift for the best person in your life.

Hazmat Muumuu: the world’s worst opening act, with ongoing debate as to the spelling of its very name

Birdorgan: the world’s best closing act

Dog Hospice: the world’s best solo act involving duct tape

Find out how much you can endure! Make a splash with someone you’re trying to impress/revile! Just in time to give you a ticket out of any job or family related seasonal obligation! Sure, bring food because we’re adults and we like to cram food in to our respective pie holes! Maybe a prize for best food item! Must be eatable.