66 Merrimack St., Lowell, 8pm
$$$$ for donations to the gallery and support to the musicians
Non holiday madness! Unless you’re looking for a homemade CD as a last minute gift for the best person in your life.
Hazmat Muumuu: the world’s worst opening act, with ongoing debate as to the spelling of its very name
Birdorgan: the world’s best closing act
Dog Hospice: the world’s best solo act involving duct tape
Find out how much you can endure! Make a splash with someone you’re trying to impress/revile! Just in time to give you a ticket out of any job or family related seasonal obligation! Sure, bring food because we’re adults and we like to cram food in to our respective pie holes! Maybe a prize for best food item! Must be eatable.